Do you want to live forever?

I didn’t know where he came from or why. I didn’t know if he was dream or vision. But I feared that I myself had unleashed him, for he was The Fury That Would Be, as soon as Florence Arizona found her little Nathan gone.

Stewardess? How soon until we land? Oh it won’t be long now, try not to worry.

Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.

Dr. Lesh. We don’t care about the disturbances… the pounding… the flashes or the music. We just want you to find our little girl.

My friend, welcome to the Carpathians. I am anxiously expecting you. At the Borgo Pass, my carriage will await you and bring you to me.

How do you feel, Elizabeth? Alive!

ZOLTAR SAYS: MAKE YOUR WISH

Detta hade aldrig hänt om de haft telefon.

Hi, I’m Candy.
Of course you are.

Grandma Death wrote a book?!

Boy, this is really a great city, I don’t care what anybody says. It’s really a knockout, you know?

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else: fuck it!

“Rule #1 for surviving in Zombieland, CARDIO. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.

Long live free Georgia!