Smarrigt.

Do you want to live forever?

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:48:07 +0200

Do you want to live forever?

I didn’t know where he came from or why. I didn’t...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:04:00 +0200

I didn’t know where he came from or why. I didn’t know if he was dream or vision. But I feared that I myself had unleashed him, for he was The Fury That Would Be, as soon as Florence Arizona found her little Nathan gone.

Stewardess? How soon until we land? Oh it won’t be long...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:39:00 +0100

Stewardess? How soon until we land? Oh it won’t be long now, try not to worry.

Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 13:00:14 +0200

Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.

Dr. Lesh. We don’t care about the disturbances… the...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:21:57 +0200

Dr. Lesh. We don’t care about the disturbances… the pounding… the flashes or the music. We just want you to find our little girl.

My friend, welcome to the Carpathians. I am anxiously expecting...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 13:03:20 +0200

My friend, welcome to the Carpathians. I am anxiously expecting you. At the Borgo Pass, my carriage will await you and bring you to me.

How do you feel, Elizabeth? Alive!

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 20:18:00 +0200

How do you feel, Elizabeth? Alive!

ZOLTAR SAYS: MAKE YOUR WISH

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:26:53 +0200

ZOLTAR SAYS: MAKE YOUR WISH

Detta hade aldrig hänt om de haft telefon.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 11:40:00 +0200

Detta hade aldrig hänt om de haft telefon.

Hi, I’m Candy. Of course you are.

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:05:16 +0200

Hi, I’m Candy.
Of course you are.

Grandma Death wrote a book?!

Sun, 20 May 2012 17:07:00 +0200

Grandma Death wrote a book?!

Boy, this is really a great city, I don’t care what...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 19:16:29 +0200

Boy, this is really a great city, I don’t care what anybody says. It’s really a knockout, you know?

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:51:46 +0200

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else: fuck it!

“Rule #1 for surviving in Zombieland, CARDIO. When the...

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:36:00 +0100

“Rule #1 for surviving in Zombieland, CARDIO. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.

Long live free Georgia!

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:49:15 +0100

Long live free Georgia!

Its time to get things started.

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:45:20 +0100

Its time to get things started.

Do you have any vacancies? Oh, we have twelve vacancies. Twelve...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 15:19:11 +0100

Do you have any vacancies? Oh, we have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies.

The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:40:35 +0100

The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.

The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:23:39 +0100

The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything

What makes a man to wander? What makes a man to roam? What makes...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:37:21 +0100

What makes a man to wander? What makes a man to roam? What makes a man leave bed and board and turn his back on home? Ride away, ride away, ride away.